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Joke of the Day

"BOSS: I set up a Suggestion Box. Please don't hesitate to- ME: [staring directly at boss while slowly stuffing cream cheese bagel into box]"

"Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh doctor my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in say three or four weeks' time?"

"Got a summons for jury duty. At least now I know it will be a hung jury."

"You know what George Bush and Floyd Mayweather have in common? W."

"What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded."

"I read all tweets with poor grammar and word choice in a Cookie Monster voice."

"Does anyone want to buy a broken yo-yo? No strings attached"

"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."

"Why was the chess player pregnant? Because they were mated."

"My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?"