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Joke of the Day

"Women to the left of me Women to the right of me That's when I realized I was in the wrong bathroom"

"i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it"

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer."

"*Ouija board begins spelling* H-A-V-E_S-O-M-E ""Ooooh, spooky"" G-R-A-N-D-C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N ""Dammit Grandma, haunt someone else"""

"2 Part Fish Joke What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam. What did the fish's friend say when he ran into the wall? Dumb Bass"

"I just hit a Smart car and now it's my hood ornament."

"What do you call a woman that tries to force you into commitment? A booby trap"

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""

"""You know how I realized I had such a great butt?"" Because every time I would walk away after meeting a group of ladies I could hear them say, "" what an ass"""