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Joke of the Day
"I once wrestled an anaconda for 3 days... Then realized I was masturbating."
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"I'd be more inclined to get in a stranger's van if he was offering free wifi instead of candy."
"My friend says she's doing good but she means well"
"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"
"Teacher: Fred I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !"
"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."
"Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny."
"Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business."
"*me at fast food counter* ""hey mister, did this meat bark or meow?"" ""It asked stupid questions."""
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"