20204
Joke of the Day
"Life is too short to have a small breasted dental hygienist."
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"Two submissives sitting in a tree. N O T H I N G"
"DJ Daemon maintains the beats in the background."
"Did you hear Justin Timberlake is making a new song based on Oscar Pistorious? It's called Cry Me A Reeva"
"There's a cat curled up on my pillow, and I'd probably be a lot more cool with that if I actually owned a cat."
"Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches."
"*sits down in a classy as hell bar* ""barkeep! a bottle of your finest champagne please. I earn..."" *lowers shades* ""$200 every 4 months"""
"A baby that is starting to wake up from a nap is like a solar eclipse. Whatever you do, do not look directly at it."
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"
"Why did the tear testify in court? Because he was an eye wetness."