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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers."

"A black man walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks: ""Where'd you get that?"" ""The jungle."" Replied the parrot."

"Officer, if I can't stand in the shoulder of the road, screaming and crying, then maybe they shouldn't call it the breakdown lane."

"As I spread my girlfriend's ass cheeks, I thought to myself... This is the weirdest thing I've ever had on toast."

"Thoughts on ""The Hunt for Red October""? oops, wrong sub."

"What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."

"mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that"

"Did you hear about Jon Snow dropping his new Apple product? And now his watch has ended."

"She: Why don't we ever have sex anymore? Me: What's this ""we"" shit? I'm having plenty."

"A Hippopotamus wanted to go to College to become a Neurologist... ...but he couldn't find the Hippocampus."