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Joke of the Day
"Thoughts on ""The Hunt for Red October""? oops, wrong sub."
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"What does the Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingon's"
"Making love is like an unpredictable stock market If you don't pull out you're in deep shit"
"What's the difference between France and Texas. About ten people."
"Next big terrorist attack I was going to tell a joke about the next horrific terrorist attack, but it's too soon."
"Facebook: You have more friends on Facebook than you think. Me: You have higher expectations than you think."
"What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!"
"My phone auto corrected Donut into Donuts. I never felt more proud to be an American."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad, I had to take his bike away"
"What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."