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Joke of the Day
"She: Why don't we ever have sex anymore? Me: What's this ""we"" shit? I'm having plenty."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the Lepers hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"A new remake of Titanic features Bruce Willis. Bruce saves everyone."
"Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. The plane's going down. Look, stop screaming, that's not going to make me a better pilot"
"Yo mama is so classless... Yo mama is so classless that Marx thinks she's an ideal society."
"I'm usually exited for winter... But then I get cold feet."
"If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."
"I thought I saw a pizza in the sexy underwear ad. ...oops, wrong subliminal"
"My plan is simple. Drink Vodka until I start speaking Russian."
"Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt."