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Joke of the Day
"Can you believe that my neighbor knocked at my door at 2AM!? Luckily, I was up playing my drums."
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"""I'll sleep when I'm bread."" -Dough"
"Why hasn't Kim Kardashian seen her asshole lately? He's on tour."
"My wife said she wanted her birthday gift to go from 0-200 in less than ten seconds... ...so I bought her a bathroom scale."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Finely ground and sealed in an air-tight container"
"I'm not saying I spend a lot of time in the restroom, I'm just saying if you walk into my stall you can be charged with home invasion..."
"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"
"It was always going to be a yes vote on gay marriage in Ireland. . . No reason to drink otherwise."
"*carries 11 bags of groceries and like a whole mattress on one arm and my phone in my free hand*"
"Hey wanna hear a fat joke? [deleted]"