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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying I spend a lot of time in the restroom, I'm just saying if you walk into my stall you can be charged with home invasion..."

"""A black man follows me when it's sunny outside. When it's cloudy, he goes home."" ""Brick, that's your shadow."""

"Ethnic humor . . . Q: What is the national bird of Italy? A: The fly."

"A parakeet that won't shut up equals dinner for fluffy tonight."

"What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening? A pillow"

"Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet."

"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Lou-vul? Neither, it's pronounced Frankfort."

"What do you call an ass on steroids? Assteroid."

"The movie industry has been irresponsible in the way it has glamorized getting splashed by a passing car."

"An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion."