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Joke of the Day
"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"
Next Joke
"[Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys"
"What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee? spontaneously"
"""Blow me."" -Soup."
"What do a redhead and a freezer have in common? They've both got ice on the inside."
"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it's also terrible."
"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."
"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he."
"What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car? My car can make it to 50."