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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you piss off a pepper? They get jalapeno business."
Next Joke
"These jokes about....."
"Ran into my ex the other day Then I put it in reverse. Then I ran her over."
"If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before."
"What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!"
"I just ended a long-term relationship today I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine"
"What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra? He got taller."
"Have you heard the watermelon joke? You have now! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I'msosorry"
"When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out."