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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you piss off a pepper? They get jalapeno business."
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"""Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?"" - The Honest Applebees Server"
"Where is the best place to eat on a leap day? IHOP"
"Dial Up Connection Was the original Dubstep."
"When a Nokia phone warns you about low battery, you have at least 1 month to find where the charger is lying in your house."
"There was a praying mantis in my room so I stealthily grabbed a shoe and smashed my 2nd-story window and jumped out."
"Heart of a lion My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo."
"Whats the age of consent in Thailand? 50$"
"Space Joke What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly.... Guys, we really Apollo-gize"
"What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time? Whacks on, whacks off."