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Joke of the Day
"give a man a jacket He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house."
Next Joke
"Try our curry, you'll never get better I don't get what's so funny about it, do you mind explaining it like I'm 5?"
"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."
"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."
"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck 'er."
"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
"A wife is like a hand grenade... ...take off the ring, and you lose the house."
"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""
"To the guy with the friend who dates Asians.... Maybe he just needs some time to re-orient himself?"
"I am a simple man with simple jokes. A tumblrite came up to me and told me I needed to respect her being a pansexual. I said ""why do you want to fuck bread? You'll get a yeast infection."""