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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if people in China call their crappy plates their ""America collection."""
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"I hear Ireland's the richest country in the world... Its capital is always Dublin."
"What do call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA"
"Sharp and short! **Husband** : I love you! **Wife** : Not today!"
"Why does the fat chick give the best blowjobs? She closes her eyes and imagines she's having cordon bleu."
"What's the best thing about being named Richard? Every picture of me is a Dick pic. Which is to say my own mother hangs Dick pics on her walls."
"I want to reenact a scene from 50 Shades of Gray.... Y'know the one where she gets a job right out of college."
"it should be illegal for shipping & handling to cost more than the product"
"Possession is nine-tenths of the law. The other tenth must be exorcism."
"My Grandfather has hearing aids. He got it from phone sex."