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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "

"if your brain produces saliva you have a patooey-tary gland thank you"

"What is Rickon Stark's favorite band? One Direction"

"I will say something deep. I built a robot that digs. Deep."

"Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them? To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs."

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated"

"Cop: Freeze! Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl* Rookie: We gotta go after him! Cop: No. He's gone."

"""What do we want?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"" ""When do we want them?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"""

"How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race"

"Do you know how to really disappoint a fellow redditor? [Repost] [Deleted] *repost*"