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Joke of the Day
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir."
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"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"
"Don't let that ""Metalica"" t-shirt fool you. She knows every word to Miley Cyrus' ""Wrecking Ball"""
"Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment."
"The euthanasia has decreased in China since 1980. Because of the introduction of the ""one-child policy."""
"Whoever coined the term Downward Spiral should have made it sound a lot less fun."
"nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude"
"What's a pedophile's favorite wing in a children's hospital? ICU"
"A naked woman robbed a bank... No one could remember her face."
"Don't run with scissors because you might accidentally trip, fall and cut the grand opening ribbon of a new museum 2 weeks ahead of schedule"