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Joke of the Day

"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."

"I love looking at oranges, they are just so appealing"

"I beat this orphan kid in baseball the other day... Only because the little cunt didn't know where home is!"

"What is love? You just sang ""baby, don't hurt me."" In your mind didn't you?"

"Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold? The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) [No I am not a dad]"

"Take me to a bar on an empty stomach and see how quickly I can become much more entertaining than the entire cast of Jersey Shore."

"I drop it like it's an expensive electronic device I've recently purchased."

"What did the shy pebble wish for? That it could be a little bolder!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? that's not funny! >:("

"Guys, stop with the vagina jokes. Period."