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Joke of the Day

"How do you get your husband to eat shit? Wipe forward!"

"How do we know Jesus turned water into wine at parties? Because if he turned the **wine** into **water** someone would have kicked the shit out of him."

"If I had a cool name like AL Gore, I would make horror films."

"So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells... I said ""black people"" and somehow that wasn't right"

"a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother"

"I hate when I take a nap on a park bench and everyone assumes I homeless. People with houses get tired, too."

"Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion? Because he was a slave to the cistern!"

"I was at my friend's house the other day and saw his dog licking its balls. ""Oh, I wish I could do that"" I said, my friend then replied back ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you"""

"What does a gay horse eat? hAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAyyyy! . . . . . . What does a gay pirate eat? . . . . . **GAY PIRATE FOOD, ARR!!!**"

"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."