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Joke of the Day

"How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? About 8000"

"how are bi planes different from regular planes? a lot of them have a wide open cockpit."

"Did you know? Statistically, six out of seven Dwarves aren't happy."

"Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him."

"""If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun"" ~My son apparently"

"What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

"If I die, tell them to reconstruct me from sock DNA."

"Hallucination An optical delusion."

"I asked a welsh man how many sexual partners he has had so he started counting, and fell asleep."