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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? Cause he wanted to get along little doggie."
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"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."
"What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back? If you're reading this it's too late."
"Found my first grey pubic hair last night. Just a shame it was in a kebab."
"do you ever check how much time there's left of an episode just to make sure they won't stop there"
"Do people ever come up and sing your own songs to you? Dave Grohl: Literally all the time Me: What if I say I'm not like the others?"
"I'm sitting in a bar, minding my own business, when a guy yells in my ear, ""I'm gonna fuck your mother!"" I turn around and say, ""go home dad, you're drunk again."""
"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."
"Oh you're sick? Let me weirdly list every other person I know who's sick."
"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole!"