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Joke of the Day
"I wish I had remembered this was a rectal thermometer before I'd put it in my mouth for 3 minutes."
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"Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!"
"[Nsfw]What is in common between broccoli and anal? Both feel bad as adult, if you're forced as a child"
"YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDESHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON."
"What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart"
"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."
"The ladies call me ""Tarzan"" in bed... ... because my sexual adventures are all in [Vines.](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vine_%28service%29)"
"What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!"
"I actually feel bad for Justin Bieber. No girl should have to take a picture without her makeup on"
"I tried some of those little, rabbit Peeps... (they tasted just like chicken)"