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Joke of the Day

"Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts."

"I just found out that my UPS guy is a monkey... ...and he's driving me bananas!"

"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"

"Princess: U alone? Luigi: Ya. Mario lookin 4 u underwater. P: lol. wut? L: ya idk. meet up? P: sure. go-karts L: k i'll bring bananas"

"What do blacks and apples have in common? If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt."

"Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue."

"My family is German. I've learned the hard way not to get drunk. The hangovers aren't the problem, but for some reason I keep waking up in Poland, and all my Jewish neighbors keep vanishing..."

"What is the perfect name for an Indian butler? Mahatma Coat"

"What do you call a noisy Chinese dog? How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)"

"Why aren't Jewish people into rap? They can't drop dimes"