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Joke of the Day
"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."
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"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."
"A magical tractor is driving down a road... and turns into a field."
"What happens when you call a Trump supporter xenophobic? They do a quick google search and then agree with you."
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was *out standing in his field*!"
"I always wear black. That way I'm ready, at any given moment, for an impromptu night out or your funeral, whatever."
"What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair? Barberians."
"Guy asks his girlfriend to tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. She thinks for a few seconds and replies.... Your penis is bigger than your father's."
"Bill Clinton must be the luckiest man in the world. All of the sex he has, with Hillary, you know it's hate sex."
"What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !"