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Joke of the Day
"Helen Keller just found out about LSD. She thinks it'll make her see things."
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"What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight? Go straight for the juggler."
"What did the wise man say to the fat guy? You should probably go on a diet."
"How do you know your sister is having her period? Your father's dick tastes like blood."
"""I like Trump because he isn't a politician."" Right, because whenever my toilet breaks I call my electrician."
"ME: I'm gonna plug my Twitter handle. WIFE: Please don't. ME: I'm gonna do it *walks to the microphone in front of the funeral*"
"Not all fat people are jolly Some of them are women"
"its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup"
"Why don't lesbians cook? They prefer to eat out."
"I was at the pet shop, and said ""I'd like to buy a wasp."" ""We don't sell wasps,"" they said. ""Then why do you have one in the window?"""