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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the hydraulic press? It wasn't very impressive."

"Someday when I run out of comic books, I'd like to try this sex with girls I've been hearing about."

"Which is the longest toilet in the world? Indian Railways"

"Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop"

"What disease do donkey's get from eating too much fast food? Aspergers.."

"Liquor probably won't fix your problems... but it's worth a shot."

"Vegans have a special acronym for 'Today I Fucked Up' TOFU"

"I got punched in the face by a hipster today... I yelled ""Bro, that's not cool!"" He replied, ""not yet""."

"I won a competition where you had to make as many Freudian slips as you could in sixty seconds. It was a race against the cock."

"Do we really need cheese AND other kinds of food? Seems greedy."