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Joke of the Day
"Which is the longest toilet in the world? Indian Railways"
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"[talking to zoo attendant as I slowly take out a $50 bill] ""No"" What? ""You can't sit in the Kangaroos pouch"" *places $50 back in my pocket*"
"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."
"Turkish fundraising dinner Donor Kebab"
"Islamophobia caused by baby sheep? Yes it is... Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one."
"joke what did the porcupine say the first time it had sex ? ouch ooh ouch ooh ouch ooh. what the beaver say the first time it had sex ?....... gee Wally that kind of hurt"
"People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!"
"Damn girl, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple... And if you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in the hospital every day"
"Instagram: My life is a party. Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show Facebook: My life turned out great! Twitter: We're all going to die."
"They said, ""Dress for the job you want."" Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."