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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar? ""AU"""
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"Told my 4 yo that his hamster died and that was in heaven with God. 4yo: Why would God want a dead hamster?"
"*paints car camouflage* *stops making payments*"
"What kind of joke do peeping Toms like? In-ya-window"
"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"
"I hate street performers. Then again, I'm a mime, so I can't really talk."
"My uncle is an idiot. He saw a commercial that said, ""9 out of 10 accidents happen within a mile of your home."" So he up and moved"
"Q: Why don't blind people skydive more often? A: It scares the hell out of their dogs."
"when i was 17 my bucket list was ""buy a house"" & ""marry a tycoon"" now i'm 27 it's ""tickle a baby hedgehog"" and ""learn Beyonce choreography"""
"""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" -Rorschach taking a Rorschach test"