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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't blind people skydive more often? A: It scares the hell out of their dogs."
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"My friends think my cat is loyal and selective with his affection, but the truth is that I don't have any friends."
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down a bitches throat."
"What's the best thing about a dead baby? The aftertaste."
"Dracula Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count."
"""Are you working right now? Where are you working?"" Facebook is worse than my parents."
"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Chinese dudes jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""
"[Scientific Conference] Scientist 1: So science? Scientist 2: *nodding* Science."
"I spy with my little eye. A kid terrified with my literally little eye."
"Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken."