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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."
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"The problem with traveling into the future is that it's hard to determine the date because newspapers no longer exist."
"Never trust trees. They're shady."
"It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs"
"Knock-knock. (""Who's there?"") Control freak. Now say ""Control freak who?"""
"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."
"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
"In Egypt they started throwing gay people in the river, an Egyptian friend of mine swears he isn't gay. But he's still in the Nile."
"If your girlfriend says she's going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall... You might be dating my wife."
"Can a women make you a millionaire Yes, if you are a billionaire Kevin hart"