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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the competition for the world's best Tie? There was no clear winner."
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"I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC"
"A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""what is this a joke?"""
"What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage."
"Which mafia boss came with all the dlc? John Goty"
"You'd think strip poker would be more fun but Grandpa is horrible at cards."
"""Wanna hear a joke?"" ""Alright then."" ""What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?"" ""I don't know,"" ""You're disgusting."""
"Everyone is a genius until they try to use their friend's microwave."
"""I sure hope that was a cracker"" -Me eating in the dark."
"That moment when someone asks you 'How are you doing?' and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering"