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Joke of the Day
"You'd think strip poker would be more fun but Grandpa is horrible at cards."
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"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word ""facial"" is used."
"If you tell me you're a fan of One Direction, please clarify if you're referring to the boy band or Kim/Kanye's baby."
"What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? .. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !"
"Why did Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people don't have rights."
"Last Halloween I had to explain to everyone that I was not a ghost with a boner, but I was just a ghost and I happened to have a boner."
"How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !"
"Did you hear about the starving horse? He was so hungry, he ate himself"
"What is Bear Grylls' favorite snack brand? Nature's Valley"
"I like my feminists like I like my sand. In sacks keeping the flood water away from my house."