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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""what is this a joke?"""

"What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth"

"Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life? He had no leg to stand on."

"What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor? ""can't anchor us"" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry."

"How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !"

"We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they'll dig the wrong way. It's called thinking ahead guys."

"What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !"

"Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water Waiter: No problem, I'll get you a new one Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports"

"I went on a diet for 10 days. You know what I lost? 10 Days"

"What do you call a circus full of mean people? A jerkus."