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Joke of the Day
"Everyone is a genius until they try to use their friend's microwave."
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"My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else."
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"What do you call a black mage? A Negro-mancer"
"i wish my grandmother was alive to see the iPad air her mind would have been absolutely BLOWN AWAY. she loved her gen 4 iPad."
"How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs? None, he fell."
"Why dont Demons fear oxidation? Because there's no rust for the wicked"
"I like my coffee just how I like my slaves Free."
"what do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat? quatro cinqo ^im sorry"
"In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round."