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Joke of the Day
"Never ask me ""Who hurt you?"" unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation."
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"I watched a comedian called Paul Jones the other day. He was Appauling!"
"Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it's made of hide."
"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."
"What is that white thing in my pork&beans? The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy"
"My 4yo son just asked what squirrels eat. I answered nuts. We laughed so hard, hugged, and gave each other a high 5. My boy."
"My friend spent 4 years in jail for something he didn't do Run."
"I know you're not supposed to question doctors, but it's weird how my dentist keeps insisting on checking my prostate."
"Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word."
"Thanks for the memory I bought a memory foam mattress topper for my bed but I can't remember if I put it on or not?"