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Joke of the Day

"Never ask me ""Who hurt you?"" unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation."

"Ever since those 2 weeks in 2008 when no one noticed I was missing, I won't go into a corn maze without a machete."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool..."

"Do you know how to tell if a bee is Africanized? It's all in the lips."

"I've been on my best behavior ever since the words ""you can be charged as an adult"" applied to me"

"Why are jeering baseball fans like Grammar Nazis? They make the badder worse."

"Why are Black people so tall? Because Their Negros"

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word, ""unionized""."

"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a dead German midget? A tiny pair of lederhosen on your basement floor."

"I was going to copy and paste a joke but then I cut it"