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"My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring..."
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"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't."
"I didn't like this marimba player very much... ...He just had bad vibes."
"Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants."
"I just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It only took me six months, which is amazing considering the box says 2-4 years."
"Did you hear that Grey Poupon is opening a university? It's called Poupon U"
"It's all shits and giggles until........ someone giggles and shits"
"My dad died of severe hemorrhaging, and my best friend was disabled by ischemia. Different strokes for different folks, I guess."
"Why did the duck leave his flock? Because he wanted to be a-loone."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."