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Joke of the Day
"How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children?? FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!"
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"How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf."
"my girlfriend called me a pedophile after sex last night... ...and i said,""well that's a big word for an eight year-old."""
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"I'm trying to potty train my son by leading by example, but the shit I just took totally overflowed his potty chair."
"Some people make remarks about my dandruff. I just brush it off."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow all the movies in his Pixar collection except one, He is never gonna give you Up."
"Let's talk about pre-mature ejaculation real quick. Ok, all done."
"Wife: Who is it? Me [hand over phone]: The police, they say it's now illegal to fake throw a ball Dog in other room: [hangs up his phone]"
"I dated a midget once, we were in love.. I was nuts over her."