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Joke of the Day

"My dad died of severe hemorrhaging, and my best friend was disabled by ischemia. Different strokes for different folks, I guess."

"What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich? Ka-Mayomayo"

"Your Costco ID photo shows you what you'd look like as a meth addict."

"There's nothing quite like a pissed off toddler trying to make her point by angrily storming away on a ride on ladybug"

"What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm."

"Just bought some 007 Viagra It makes you rodger more"

"You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend."

"Reddit has 10 types of people. The type that analyze something before they comment and the type that take something at surface value and comment."

"Why do you never see elephant's in trees? They're really good at hiding."

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time""... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Stephen Wright"