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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Grey Poupon is opening a university? It's called Poupon U"
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"Why don't English teachers like parole? They prefer complete sentences."
"[ouija board] ""Spirits are u there? I A M H E R E. Y O U W A N N A T A L K? Y O U W A N N A H A N G O U T? [squints] ""A needy board?"""
"Relationships are easy as pie! *burns pie*"
"What do you call a stupid fish? A dumb bass I'll sea myself trout"
"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!! when do we want them? RIGH"
"What's the difference between Bud Light and piss? The vortex bottle"
"Me: My daughters are 15, 13, and 10. Her: Do you want more kids? Me: Hahahahahahahaha Her: Is that a no? Me: *Deep breathe* Hahahahahaha"
"Doctor how much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten Ten what? Doctor: Nine"
"I've done some pretty stupid things while I've been drunk, but in alcohol's defense, I've done a lot of pretty stupid things sober, too."