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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Grey Poupon is opening a university? It's called Poupon U"
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"It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten."
"Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair? Because they're bad conductors."
"Fat women Vs Gravity Fat girls really do defy the laws of physics. It appears the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."
"idon't know what to say honsetly :\ ....00100 :D hey evrey body fuck yu !!"
"Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, ""Top Gun""."
"A knock knock joke for when your SO is on her period. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Tampon. Mr. Tampon who? You bloody well know who I am. (For best effect, physically knock on her pubic region)"
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"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"want to hear a honest joke? barack obama"