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Joke of the Day

"It's all shits and giggles until........ someone giggles and shits"

"As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps."

"When a man falls asleep next to me, I like to sniff his arm pit. Then he usually gets mad, I have to ride a different bus, it's a big mess."

"What do you call a fat alien? An extra-cholesterol. ...I'm so sorry."

"What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving? Derive, derive, derive!"

"When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's sweet, I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"Did you hear about the Korean who entered the lottery? He won one billion won."

"HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, It's the year of the snake !!! I'm still keep accidentally writing Dragon on all my checks."

"TIFU when my HS friends and me tried to pull a prank on a substitute teacher wrong sub"

"Bad news: none of the fireworks at the Trump rally misfired and killed me!"