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Joke of the Day
"My I.Q. goes from 125 to about 14 when there's a hot girl around."
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"The bonus of simple origami is twofold."
"People from the UK have been exercising more. They've lost a few pounds."
"my idiot dog just ate a box of condom. i was gonna eat those buddy"
"What do you call a slutty clown? The town unicycle."
"What's a comedians least favorite drink? Booze"
"A hot girl goes to confession She says ""father, I had sex out of wedlock"" The priest says ""pics or it didn't happen"""
"I told my mate that I couldn't make his wedding as I'm going to a brothel. ""You fucking arsehole"" he said. ""Depends how much money I have""."
"Anybody hear about those two car antennas that got married? Supposedly the wedding was alright but the reception was great ;)"
"I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy."