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Joke of the Day
"My I.Q. goes from 125 to about 14 when there's a hot girl around."
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"What's it like paying a dude for sex? It's a pain in the ass."
"I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper."
"I lost my job because my manager heard me slapping one of the customers. He wasn't even at work. He heard from home."
"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."
"*aliens return to ship* ALIEN LEADER: Where are the humans? ""We left them"" AL: Why? ""They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"""
"Mom hires magician for birthday party, Voldemort #badluckbrian"
"*young woman walks by Wife: Wow, she looks really good, don't you think? Me: NO WAY, I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR THAT"
"A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a Bench... and they see a group of young boys walk by. The Priest says ""Do you want to fuck those kids?"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance? A Psy-borg."