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Joke of the Day
"my idiot dog just ate a box of condom. i was gonna eat those buddy"
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"Quick Joke # 3 Husband is praying before going to bed... Wife: What are you praying for? Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!"
"There's a major at my university for Women's Studies There's one for Men's Studies too, but it's normally just called ""History"""
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender says, ""Hey, that thing is cool - where did you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""Africa."""
"What does a priest and McDonalds have in common? They both like to stick meat in their 10 year old buns."
"For a week I've been telling my kid ""If your cough isn't better tomorrow, you're going to the doctor!"" and it finally worked. (She died.)"
"*Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note* ""Please keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne."" *Santa grows very pale*"
"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul!"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalatapus"