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Joke of the Day

"Anybody hear about those two car antennas that got married? Supposedly the wedding was alright but the reception was great ;)"

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"Have a drink My friend told me to get a beer as I looked like I had a rough day. I looked at him and said ""With your face, you must be an alcoholic."""
"Why did the sperm cross the road Because I put the wrong sock on this morning"
"TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation. In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!"
"I'm pretty sure the phrase ""sleep tight"" originated in prison"
"Seriously though, why can't you put the punchline in the title? What do you say to piss off a redditor?"
"I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box."
"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe"
"I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle... I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, ""to remind you not to blow it."""
"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty. (This was told to me by an old man I cut off with my grocery cart at the grocery store)."