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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people who use the pull out method? Parents"
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"What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website? HTMelt"
"... You are so stupid that you got hit by a parked car!"
"I bought some green apples about a week ago I can't believe they're still not ripe"
"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."
"What does Batman put in his drinks? Just ice."
"What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus? What would you do."
"Oatmeal shouldn't get to have the word ""meal"" in it. How about oatsnack? Or oatbullshit?"
"Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine? Because doing so would be incense-itive!"
"What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman? El trapo."