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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."
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"What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures? Frodo-genic"
"women's rights"
"how many screws hold together a lesbians bed? None it's all tongue and groove"
"""Sorry I'm late"" Why are there scratches all over your face? ""Jujitsu training"" You can scratch in jujitsu? ""It's my cat's best move"""
"How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? ""Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."""
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"""
"Golfer: ""Please stop checking your watch all the time caddy. It's distracting!"" Caddy: ""This isn't a watch sir its a compass!"""
"What did the Banana do when he was accused of drowning his children and slowly torturing his wife to death? He appealed. He *appealed*."
"[commercial for tupperware] Are you done with that food, but would rather throw it away in 3 weeks rather than right now? - Tupperware"