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Joke of the Day
"... You are so stupid that you got hit by a parked car!"
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"If life gives you melons... ...you may be dyslexic."
"What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common? They both can't ride a bike."
"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."
"All white people are part Asian... Their cock's Asian"
"Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your mother"
"Paddy and Murphy find a mirror. Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy "" that bloke looks really familiar "". Murphy grabs it off him "" Its me you idiot """
"This guy on the subway has piercings on both sides of his neck. Mary Shelley would be so proud of her modern influence."
"Ironically, seeing a picture of you flashing a peace sign makes me want to violently end your life."