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Joke of the Day
"I bought some green apples about a week ago I can't believe they're still not ripe"
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"How did the founding fathers of Canada name there country? They drew letters from a hat. ""A 'C' eh! An 'N' eh! A 'D' eh!"" they cried"
"Never believe minotaurs... Half of everything they say is bull."
"2% of Japanese have cataracts... The rest drive Toyota and Nissan."
"Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, ""I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"""
"A toast! Had to throw away my toaster because it kept burning my toast. I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant."
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds? There are twenty of them."
"Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart? They prefer a Target."
"Calculators are useless What I need is a calcunow"
"What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !"