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Joke of the Day

"What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus? What would you do."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and re-sell it."

"[staff meeting] PRINCIPAL: ok guys, we built a room to hold our P.E. class. what should we name it? [Jim slowly raises his hand]"

"PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off."

"What's the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on..."

"What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee"

"I'd have liked to have ridden a llama into 2011. Shit gets serious when you see someone galloping down the street on llama sipping Tequila."

"I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom he was an impasta"

"Women shouldn't have to be in prison for more than a month. Because their period should be the end of their sentence."

"A man with a lute... ..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, ""Sorry mate, you're bard."""