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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables the bartender says, buddy, I'll serve you as long as you don't start anything."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus"

"You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's.... But there's a vas deferens."

"FRIEND:i suffer badly with insomnia ME:what's that FRIEND:it's where you can't sleep ME:you just*lays down*just like this *falls asleep*see?"

"How do you make a 4D printer? Just take a 3D printer and give it some time."

"has anyone else realized the movimg photos in hary poter are just gifs. theyre jus gifs like from intermet"

"If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics."

"My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup."

"Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."

"Where did Lisa go during the bombardment.. Everywhere"