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Joke of the Day

"I just wrote down my best joke ever my best joke ever"

"My Mexican friend is lactose intolerant. No whey Jose."

"How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !"

"Foreigners suck... They blatantly disregard the ""i before e except after c"" rule."

"I was arrested for killing a black man I thought I would be charged with murder, but instead I was charged with impersonating a police officer."

"me: [slides bank teller a note] bank teller: what's a ""roblery"""

"How do you use a condom twice? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"I don't have a problem with idiots... I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection."

"I like dig bick. you that read wrong. you read that wrong too."

"[in bed] Her: Easy, cowboy. I'm not having unprotected sex. Me: No worries! Her: Where are you going? Me: To lock the front door. Her: ..."