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Joke of the Day
"Where did Lisa go during the bombardment.. Everywhere"
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"how does a moel make his money? he collects the tips."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One doesn't scream when you put it in an oven"
"So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already."
"What happened to the Milkman? He drank all the milk.... makes sense no? logically, yes!"
"Do you know the difference bewtween a chair and a dick? If no Be careful where you sit"
"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"
"Double standars If a woman has sex with lots of men, people call her a slut. If a man does the same, they call him an homosexual."
"I am the all knowing oracle, you may ask me one question ""How do you pronounce quinoa?"" [it's just covered in sweat] um can u ask me another"
"I AM A CAPITALIST YES I AM"