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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."

"The only requirement to work at Hot Topic is the manager has to be able to shove a softball through your ear gauges."

"What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that."

"Only 2 more weeks! My wife promised me that if I kept the baby alive for a year I could get a plant!"

"Today I'm cancer free! And all the days before that, but it still counts."

"Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?"

"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"

"Chimps Broke Out of Ferguson Zoo Apparently they're starting fires across town."

"Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys."

"Times are tough, jobs are scarce, I know I don't have the greatest body, but for you single ladies, I'll gigolo if the price is right. . ."